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The Link Between Canned Laughter and Automatic Toilets
I’m against any institution trying to make my decisions for me. I don’t care whether it’s the government, a family member, a toilet, or a television show. I decide when I’m finished doing my business,...
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Lobster Killer, Kiss Coo Say
This past week, I was taken by the urge to kill something. I decided it would be best if it was a lobster. I got the idea by watching Julia Child. I’m not talking about the semi-tragic but mostly...
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Concept of Invasive Species Finally Hits Home
Ask any Hawaiian, and they’ll tell you that invasive species are no joke. Seriously. Before people arrived on that jaw-dropping plot of paradise, a new species was only introduced to the island every...
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Turns Out Invasive Species Aren’t That Hard to Kill
Before you jump into this week’s literary hill of beans, make sure you read last week’s post to get caught up on the action. (Lights come up) So there I was, sitting at my desk, knowing there was a...
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More Great Last Minute Halloween Costumes
This year’s Halloween costuming has been a bit of a saga, starting this past summer with a boxed-in promise to deliver a great idea to all you Halloween lovers who are also major planners. Two weeks...
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I Declare the Season’s Coolest New Holiday Tradition: Revenge
This time of year, people like to talk a lot of b.s. about giving, the magic of the season, etc. I’d like to take a different tack and talk about a new seasonal theme that, in my opinion, is just as...
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How to Blow Your New Year’s Resolutions With Style
I like New Year’s resolutions. At least, I like them when they’re all shiny and new and un-blown. That always lasts a few days, and then you’re right back where you started, sitting all frowny faced in...
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Google’s Newest Product: God
Google has come out with a lot of ritzy gadgets. There’s Google Voice, Chat, TV, you name it. Google is an invaluable tool to me because it answers all my questions. It’s a warm and faithful servant...
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Writing is a Lot Like, Umm…
Being hit with a heavy dose of inspiration is a lot like diarrhea. Yeah. I said it. You’re sitting somewhere, minding your own business, when all of a sudden a tide of creative mojo washes over you....
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Scoop: Dagorhir Slices Up Fun at Blackburn Park
Did you miss me? Aw, that’s sweet. I’m around, but I’ve been busy working on the sequel to Temp and contributing to my alma mater’s alumni blog. If you’re a Mayer fan, then bless you. Enjoy this post...
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